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TheGuvnah
TheGuvnah 2 months ago

'kin excellent...😂😂😂😂
....and trust me I know what it's like Van, I know the anguish you must be going through,
It was with much regret and despit extensive electrical intervention I've finally had to have my suicidal toaster sectioned when it's existential angst turned violent and you would not believe how much I've spent on counselling for my neurotic microwave (fucking thing has gone vegan fer god's sake!). Had to talk a neighbour's suicidal combi boiler down off her balcony only yesterday. Worryingly, the telly's been hitting the vodka a bit too hard and me fucking deadbeat druggie vacuum cleaner's in custody... AGAIN!...

....and just when you think it can't get any worse.... I took the car in for its MOT and the diagnostics said it now wishes to identify as a transgender geranium!!!

...my wristatch hates me as well!

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vannanvids
vannanvids 2 months ago

Powerful reading and mind I am with you :) not alone

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TheGuvnah
TheGuvnah 2 months ago

@vannanvids: And who the hell downthumbed it?? Jeebus; some people just don't get ironic subtlety do they. Well stick to knob gags & fart gags then and you'll be fine.

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vannanvids
vannanvids 2 months ago

@TheGuvnah: cheers for the support and agree fully with you. I am going to be uploading even more obscure material and i am sure it will cripple some

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