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⁣Pfizer happy vaccine for real plastic people

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Bob_Enough
Bob_Enough 8 days ago

I bet absolutely nobody could help themselves from singing or humin along there - right Pfizer jab for me then. LOL

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Think4yourself
Think4yourself 8 days ago

Wow, I love the humor and that gorgeous gal has an even better voice than the original star IMO. Thanks for the laughs, stay happy, healthy and free always.

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TETRAGRAMMATONandIThePreacher

Covid Vaccine Questionnaire to show people to wake them
up:

Here are 12 important questions and
answers before considering getting vaccinated:

1. "If I get vaccinated can I
stop wearing a mask(s)?" Government: "NO"

2. "If I get vaccinated will
the restaurants, bars, schools, fitness clubs, hair salons, etc. reopen and
will people be able to get back to work like normal? Government: "NO"


3. "If I get vaccinated will I
be resistant to Covid?" Government: "Maybe. We don't know exactly,
but probably not."

4. "If I get vaccinated, at
least I won't be contagious to others - right?" Government: "NO. the
vaccine doesn’t stop transmission."

5. "If I get vaccinated, how
long will the vaccine last?" Government: "No one knows. All Covid
"vaccines" are still in the experimental stage."

6. "If I get vaccinated, can I
stop social distancing?" Government: "NO"

7. "If my parents, grandparents
and myself all get vaccinated can we hug each other again?" Government:
"NO"

8. "So, what's the benefit of
getting vaccinated?" Government: "Hoping that the virus won't kill
you."

9."Are you sure the vaccine
won't injure or kill me?" Government: "NO"

10. "If statistically the virus
won't kill me (99.7% survival rate), why should I get vaccinated
"Government: "To protect others."

11. "So, if I get vaccinated, I
can protect 100% of people I come in contact with" Government:
"NO"

12. "If I experience a severe
adverse reaction, long term effects (still unknown) or die from the vaccine
will I (or my family) be compensated from the vaccine manufacturer or the
Government" Government: "NO - the government and vaccine
manufacturers have 100% zero liability regarding this experimental drug."

This was a Dilettante Presumption
Theorem: All statements of fact, opinion, or analysis expressed do not
necessarily reflect official positions or views or any other entity, past or
present. Nothing in the contents should be construed as asserting or implying
endorsement of interpretations and factual statements.

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papagoat
papagoat 9 days ago

To the commentators below: I am pretty sure it is satirical people...

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gabriela
gabriela 9 days ago

stupidity at its beak...

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