Business plan: Visit various doctors with the agreement they diagnose you with every ailment known to man in return for a prepaid cash kickback from all the scripts they can write. It's a win-win. The medical aid pays, he scores, you score.
Me: Doctor, I think I've got meningitis. Doctor: Mate, we tested you last week, you're fine!! (thinking: no such test exists) Me: Can you just test me again, maybe I got something from someone again? Doctor: Can I refer you to a "specialist", he's good with "these things"?
Me: Doctor, I think I'm sick again
Doctor: Next!!!!
Business plan: Visit various doctors with the agreement they diagnose you with every ailment known to man in return for a prepaid cash kickback from all the scripts they can write. It's a win-win. The medical aid pays, he scores, you score.
Me: Doctor, I think I've got meningitis.
Doctor: Mate, we tested you last week, you're fine!! (thinking: no such test exists)
Me: Can you just test me again, maybe I got something from someone again?
Doctor: Can I refer you to a "specialist", he's good with "these things"?
OMG, I might have Herpes!! You never know until you get tested
Indeed he is!😂😂😂